Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney published an op-ed piece in the July 26 edition of the Boston Globe outlining his stance on abortion. Considering that he’s a Republican governor of a largely Democratic state, he’s had to walk a fine line in discussing this issue in the past, and has always played towards the "I respectfully disagree with abortion-rights advocates, but it’s the law and I won’t touch it" line. Now, as he tries to make himself more palatable to the national Republican audience, he’s been fine-tuning his stance. For those of us who don’t feel like reading between the lines, I’ve done a little of the translation work:
MITT ROMNEY
Why I vetoed contraception bill
By Mitt Romney | July 26, 2005
YESTERDAY I vetoed a bill that the Legislature forwarded to my desk. Though described by its sponsors as a measure relating to contraception, there is more to it than that. The bill does not involve only the prevention of conception: The drug it authorizes would also terminate life after conception.
TRANSLATION:
This drug would help prevent unwanted pregnancies by women who are not in a position to care for a child. But considering that my friends and I in the Republican Party continue to resist commonsense measures like funding social services, women’s health/family planning centers, and straight-talking sex education in the schools, we think it’s best to stay consistent and make the problem worse.
Signing such a measure into law would violate the promise I made to the citizens of Massachusetts when I ran for governor. I pledged that I would not change our abortion laws either to restrict abortion or to facilitate it. What's more, this particular bill does not require parental consent even for young teenagers. It disregards not only the seriousness of abortion but the importance of parental involvement and so would weaken a protection I am committed to uphold.
TRANSLATION: I’m speaking to those of you who actually believe this bill only affects the teenage trash usually seen on the likes of the Jerry Springer show. Yes, these 14 year old girls go out, dress like sluts, have wild sex with anyone and everyone, and get pregnant over and over. So, they think they can just take a pill and make it all go away?? What they need is an attitude adjustment, some prayer, and a nice sit down with Mom and Dad–not a pill (and let’s ignore that Mom and Dad maybe aren’t the greatest people. Maybe we’ll look beyond their own shattered childhoods, drug abuse, untreated mental illness...it’s all going to be a-ok).
I have spoken with medical professionals to determine whether the drug contemplated under the bill would simply prevent conception or whether it would also terminate a living embryo after conception. Once it became clear that the latter was the case, my decision was straightforward.
TRANSLATION: After speaking with medical professionals, my staff and I felt we found sufficient cover for me to reverse my prior statements on abortion [cough, cough, flip-flop! cough] from the days when I was playing to the liberal-commies of Massachusetts; NOW I can safely play to the right wing of my party as I seek the presidency. What, you thought I was sleeping during the Democratic primaries? I was taking notes!!
I will honor the commitment I made during my campaign: While I do not favor abortion, I will not change the state's abortion laws.
TRANSLATION: I’ve got one foot out the door, anyway, so who cares if Massachusetts falls into the sea? Big loss. I’m not going to carry it in the general election, anyway.
I understand that my views on laws governing abortion set me in the minority in our Commonwealth. I am prolife. I believe that abortion is the wrong choice except in cases of incest, rape, and to save the life of the mother. I wish the people of America agreed, and that the laws of our nation could reflect that view. But while the nation remains so divided over abortion, I believe that the states, through the democratic process, should determine their own abortion laws and not have them dictated by judicial mandate.
TRANSLATION: This scenario worked well for slavery, if I remember my history correctly. Any hot-button issues should really be decided by the states. Unless, of course, I happen to agree with all the members of the Supreme Court, in which case, maybe this IS a problem for the federal government to decide. Really, the only way to know how I feel about this is to vote for me. Suckers.
Because Massachusetts is decidedly prochoice, I have respected the state's democratically held view. I have not attempted to impose my own views on the prochoice majority.
TRANSLATION: Wake up. Becoming governor of Massachusetts has always been a stepping stone to bigger and better things for me. There has been no reason for me to impose my views on this liberal hell hole. But now my resume says I’ve been a governor, fought the good fight, and I can run against this land of sin as I gear up for ‘08. Brilliant.
For all the conflicting views on this issue, it speaks well of our country that we recognize abortion as a problem. The law may call it a right, but no one ever called it a good, and, in the quiet of conscience people of both political parties know that more than a million abortions a year cannot be squared with the good heart of America.
TRANSLATION: We also know that cutting off funding for family planning centers, medicaid, medicare, homeless shelters, drug treatment centers, psychiatric facilities, and so forth also cannot be squared with America’s good heart. And I think we should have a serious national discussi—wait, I just upped the local Terror Alert Level To Super Fruity High Orange! Let’s get the terrorists!
You can't be a prolife governor in a prochoice state without understanding that there are heartfelt and thoughtful arguments on both sides of the question. Many women considering abortions face terrible pressures, hurts, and fears; we should come to their aid with all the resourcefulness and empathy we can offer. At the same time, the starting point should be the innocence and vulnerability of the child waiting to be born.
TRANSLATION: But let’s be honest–if we knew the kids were going to end up as liberals, homosexuals, agnostics, French, or people with an income level below $150,000 a year, we wouldn’t knock ourselves out helping them as unborn children. Which is why I’m proud to announce that we now have labs set up under MIT which are hoping to develop genome tests to determine exactly that. Hopefully, in five or ten years, we won’t have to waste precious resources on any potential "undesirables."
In some respects, these convictions have evolved and deepened during my time as governor. In considering the issue of embryo cloning and embryo farming, I saw where the harsh logic of abortion can lead -- to the view of innocent new life as nothing more than research material or a commodity to be exploited.
TRANSLATION: You see? I haven’t flip-flopped, like that evil John Kerry. I’ve evolved. It’s entirely different. You can trust me.
I have also observed the bitterness and fierce anger that still linger 32 years after Roe v. Wade. The majority in the US Supreme Court's Casey opinion assured us this would pass away as Americans learned to live with abortion on demand. But this has proved a false hope.
TRANSLATION: Attention Right Wingers–please note that I just managed to insult the activist judges on the bench from three decades ago. This has GOT to play well down south!
There is much in the abortion controversy that America's founders would not recognize. Above all, those who wrote our Constitution would wonder why the federal courts had peremptorily removed the matter from the authority of the elected branches of government. The federal system left to us by the Constitution allows people of different states to make their own choices on matters of controversy, thus avoiding the bitter battles engendered by ''one size fits all" judicial pronouncements. A federalist approach would allow such disputes to be settled by the citizens and elected representatives of each state, and appropriately defer to democratic governance.
TRANSLATION: Hey, if the liberal states want to have abortions–for now–let them. Republicans are taking over the country piece by piece, so let’s go with this "states’ rights" argument for now. It’ll be moot soon enough, anyway.
Except on matters of the starkest clarity like the issue of banning partial-birth abortions, there is not now a decisive national consensus on abortion. Some parts of the country have prolife majorities, others have prochoice majorities. People of good faith on both sides of the issue should be able to make and advance their case in democratic forums -- with civility, mutual respect, and confidence that democratic majorities will prevail. We will never have peace on the abortion issue, much less a consensus of conscience, until democracy is allowed to work its way.
TRANSLATION: I’m very lofty and dignified, and I’d love for us all to join hands, smile at each other, and live in harmony. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go run to be interviewed by uber-patriot Sean Hannity, who will help soothe the national dialogue with his dulcet tones. Suckers.
Mitt Romney is governor of Massachusetts.