The first post in weeks, and what is it devoted to? Poop in a box. Really. Some brilliant minds have created a company that takes the dirty work out of telling someone how you really feel. If I'd known this service existed on November 3, 2004, they would've gotten a ton of business from me. What a world....
(Seriously, more substancial posts forthcoming. We're just awakening from a period of hibernation....!)